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04-21-2011, 08:53 AM
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Visiting the modern art museum, a lady
turned to an attendant standing nearby.
"This," she said, "I suppose, is one
of those hideous representations you
call modern art?"
"No, Madam," replied the attendant.
"That one's called a mirror."
~~~~~~~~~~~~ *** ~~~~~~~~~~~
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking
it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.
After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again
and asks for another beer.
This happens about another seven times before the bartender
asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your pocket?"
The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there.
When she looks good enough, I'll go home."
turned to an attendant standing nearby.
"This," she said, "I suppose, is one
of those hideous representations you
call modern art?"
"No, Madam," replied the attendant.
"That one's called a mirror."
~~~~~~~~~~~~ *** ~~~~~~~~~~~
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking
it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.
After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again
and asks for another beer.
This happens about another seven times before the bartender
asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your pocket?"
The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there.
When she looks good enough, I'll go home."
04-21-2011, 08:54 AM
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Location: Perry, Oklahoma
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Originally Posted by okiepastor
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady
turned to an attendant standing nearby.
"This," she said, "I suppose, is one
of those hideous representations you
call modern art?"
"No, Madam," replied the attendant.
"That one's called a mirror."
~~~~~~~~~~~~ *** ~~~~~~~~~~~
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking
it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.
After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again
and asks for another beer.
This happens about another seven times before the bartender
asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your pocket?"
The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there.
When she looks good enough, I'll go home."
turned to an attendant standing nearby.
"This," she said, "I suppose, is one
of those hideous representations you
call modern art?"
"No, Madam," replied the attendant.
"That one's called a mirror."
~~~~~~~~~~~~ *** ~~~~~~~~~~~
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking
it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.
After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again
and asks for another beer.
This happens about another seven times before the bartender
asks him, "Why do you keep looking in your pocket?"
The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there.
When she looks good enough, I'll go home."
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