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Thread: Well, it made me laugh!

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    Super Member shequilts's Avatar
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    A cat died and
    went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all
    these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.'

    The cat
    thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on
    hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.'


    God said, 'Say no
    more.' Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

    A few days later,
    six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God
    met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat


    The mice said,
    'Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people
    with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have
    to run again.'
    God answered, 'It is done.' All the mice had beautiful little
    roller skates.


    About a week
    later, God decided to check on the cat.. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy
    pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, 'Is everything okay? How have you
    been doing? Are you happy?'

    The cat replied,
    'Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so
    fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are
    delicious!'

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    Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D

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    Oh my goodness, that is hoot. Were those the wheels of justice?

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    chuckle - chuckle This is going straight off to my daughter. Thank you

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    Quote Originally Posted by shequilts
    A cat died and
    went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all
    these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.'

    The cat
    thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on
    hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.'


    God said, 'Say no
    more.' Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

    A few days later,
    six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God
    met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat


    The mice said,
    'Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people
    with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have
    to run again.'
    God answered, 'It is done.' All the mice had beautiful little
    roller skates.


    About a week
    later, God decided to check on the cat.. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy
    pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, 'Is everything okay? How have you
    been doing? Are you happy?'

    The cat replied,
    'Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so
    fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are
    delicious!'
    I love it!

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    Super Member lovingmama's Avatar
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    That gave me a good laugh.

    I'm going to tell it to my friend, just will alternate the mice for hamsters, since she had many hamsters before.

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    LOLOLOL

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    LOL too cute - I had to cut & paste & email before I replied!

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    hahahahaha!!!!

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    LOL

    I can picture Kola saying something like that when her time comes in about 500 years.

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