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Thread: yet another blonde joke (sorry)

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    Super Member Chasing Hawk's Avatar
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    A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided
    to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby
    well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and
    asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I
    could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge
    me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man
    agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need
    was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her
    husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the
    house?"



    He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied,
    "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes
    we've been getting by email lately." Later that day, the blonde teenager
    came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the
    startled husband asked. "Yes, she replied, and I even had paint left
    over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket
    for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip. "And by the
    way, "the blonde teenager added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.

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    LMBO Good One!

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    Oh" my and they say at time I act like a dumb blonde.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sewmuchmore
    Oh" my and they say at time I act like a dumb blonde.
    Ha. With me its no act. :thumbup:

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    lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chasing Hawk
    A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided
    to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby
    well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and
    asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I
    could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge
    me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man
    agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need
    was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her
    husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the
    house?"



    He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied,
    "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes
    we've been getting by email lately." Later that day, the blonde teenager
    came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the
    startled husband asked. "Yes, she replied, and I even had paint left
    over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket
    for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip. "And by the
    way, "the blonde teenager added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.
    Love that one....my DD, who is a natural blonde (now 13), when she was 10 saw a t-shirt that she just had to have. It read "I had a nightmare I was a blond". As it was very clear that she understood the irony of a blond wearing something like that, we bought it. You would be amazed at the number of people that stopped her when she was wearing it and said something along the lines of 'but honey, you are a blond'. Her response was always polite, but direct "I know, that's why it is funny". Shocked quite a few of them that someone that of her age would get that humor.

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    Excellent one! Had to send it to my red-headed friend who loves these. She even owns a "Porch."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mosquitosewgirl
    Quote Originally Posted by Chasing Hawk
    A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided
    to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby
    well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and
    asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I
    could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge
    me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man
    agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need
    was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her
    husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the
    house?"



    He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied,
    "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes
    we've been getting by email lately." Later that day, the blonde teenager
    came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the
    startled husband asked. "Yes, she replied, and I even had paint left
    over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket
    for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip. "And by the
    way, "the blonde teenager added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.
    Love that one....my DD, who is a natural blonde (now 13), when she was 10 saw a t-shirt that she just had to have. It read "I had a nightmare I was a blond". As it was very clear that she understood the irony of a blond wearing something like that, we bought it. You would be amazed at the number of people that stopped her when she was wearing it and said something along the lines of 'but honey, you are a blond'. Her response was always polite, but direct "I know, that's why it is funny". Shocked quite a few of them that someone that of her age would get that humor.
    Our youngest daughter is blonde, and has an I.Q. OF 150. :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by PuffinGin
    Excellent one! Had to send it to my red-headed friend who loves these. She even owns a "Porch."
    LOL very cool.

    What color did she have it "painted" ?......LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by amma
    LMBO Good One!
    OMG!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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