These stories are hilarious. Here's mine. My 4 yr old daughter was with me at the track while I was trying to do a little jogging. After I stopped she said , Moma, you run funny. I know I said, God didn't put my knees together quite right so it makes me look funny running but its ok cause I can still do everything I want and it doesn't hurt at all. Oh, she said in her most sympathetic voice. I'm sorry your crippled I thought you just ran funny cause your fat.