I don't like guns but asked hubby for a baseball bat and a machete. He asked me how I could defend myself- I told him- I work hard for a living and there's no piece of turd going to take what I've worked for. I will smash the windshield of their getaway vehicle and slash his tires. Don't get in arms reach or- off with his head!
And I don't have a violent bone in my body.
I do have a "When Murder becomes legal" list in my head. There are 3 people on it. It keeps me level headed when faced with the challenges of dealing with stupid people and idiots. So don't tick me off. (I do share my list, if needed.)