Not sewing related but years ago hubby gave me directions, over the phone, to where he was working. He said "When you see the tower, turn left.
So what did I do? The moment I saw the tower, I turned left. It was the wrong way. He meant, and really any normal person would intrepit as "Turn left at the tower"
It's no wonder I'm drawn to quilt names that have the word "wacky" in their name
http://www.softexpressions.com/softw...LearnWacky.php
and there are many others