Somewhat along the same lines - I'm "well endowed" (aka - fat) and wore way too small bras for way too long. Finally went to a speciality store. The clerk measured me and came back with a bra that was supposedly my size. I took one look at that thing and thought "oooh, a double bowling ball holder - how clever!". I didn't even know they made a "J" cup! She then proceeded to show me the proper way to "arrange" myself. You bend over, put the "girls" in their proper holder, hook the back, (easier said than done), stand up straight, then jiggle the girls so they're spread out evenly. She then took the adjustable straps, gave a quick yank and suddenly, my boobs were up to my neck (not resting on my stomach as before). I thought I was going to choke to death! When I got home, I readjusted the adjustable straps and have since gotten used to a well fitting bra. It was quite an experience, I must say.