One of my most embarrassing memories involves a men's bathroom and nylons.
I was at this convention and I was going to be on stage. I was dressed to the nines and didnt want pantylines so I wasnt wearing any underwear. But those nasty gut contrasting nylons just would not stay up. So I scooted into the restroom quickly before I had to go onstage.
I ran in, stood in the middle of the huge restroom (everybodyelse was in the convention hall listening to the main speaker). I flipped my skirt up over my chest. There I was yanking and pulling on these stupid nylons, trying to get them straight when this guy walked in.
I was like "EXCUSE ME! What are you doing in here!" He looked around and said "Well lady I guess I could ask you the same thing" That's when I looked in back of me and saw the urinals.
I was so embarrassed I could not speak. I got out of there so fast you could not believe it.
I did my thing on stage and got off. This time I ran into the women's bathroom, ripped those nylons off and threw them in the trash!