One time in the winter, I got pneumonia and was grounded for a few weeks. I finally got so bored I decided to make a trip the nearest mall. Long story short, I tossed my loot into the trunk and went to get into the car and...oh no!...the keys were in the trunk! Trudged into the mall, called the police. (Remember, I'm still not quite up to snuff.) The cop opened the car and released the trunk and I went on my merry way. Decided to stop at Pier 1 while I was out. Guess what? Did the same Gosh Darn THING!!!! Same cop came to bail me out. I can imagine what he told the "boys" when he got back to the cop shop!