I just saw a lot of quilt related bumper stickers...where else? The internet, lol. I'm not really a bumper sticker person but I might buy some of these corresponding coffee cups! :-D Here are some of them:
~Beware: I have a size 12 betweens and I know how to use them!
~Don't drink and quilt.
~Warning! Don't get between me and my sewing machine!
~Make quilts, not war! (Great, since I have family overseas)
~Can't sleep: Must quilt, must quilt, must quilt, must quilt.
~My sewing machine is smarter than your honor student (and, in our school district, my machine could be smarter than the local students :-( )
~I do all my own quilt stunts!
~Runs with cutters (with a drawing of a rotary cutter below).