Being originally from McKeesport,Pa, now living in Eastern Ohio for 40+ years, I drink pop, used to live on a dirt road (now it's a "chip N seal" finish, I use gum bands (rubber bands)to hold things together, and put fish eyes (reinforcements) on notebook paper when the holes rip. Oh, and when working on something and it's not going as planned or not straight it's "wonky"!