Is it possible that the colors of the jelly roll are too neutral for you? In that case, get a more vibrant jelly roll and mix them both up. You'd be amazed what gems can come out of a lump of coal.
As for the FMQ - boy do I understand that. I am enrolled in a class right now, and week by week I get better at it. I would suggest that you find a pattern you like, practice on some scrap blocks and bite the bullet. You will improve with practice.
As for moms liking EVERYTHING.....I think moms bend the truth a bit at times. lol