I got a Paris Hilton style watch. I wear a mens watch, I can see it easily, and I like that. This THING has fake diamonds, it's white, with a white leather band, and the face is miniscule. He knows I hate it, and always asks why I don't wear it. Grrrr.
He asked the other day - What do you want for Christmas? I answered: A new bathroom, or a bedside table with drawers. His answer That's not very christmas!