LOL that is funny! Keeps you out of the bars. My dad is a 82 year old scroll saw worker. He always says he does it to keep him from chasing cars! LOL I too love the computer. I am pretty much at home all the time since I hurt my back 6 years ago so belonging to a group like this is heaven sent. I get to socialize with all of my quilter friends. Without the computer I wouldn't be able to do that.