A few years ago I acquired an adult short-haired German pointer bitch. She and I had it round and round because she kept jumping the fence. One night I let her out to potty, but when I went to let her back in she was gone again. So I go outside and start yelling for her. She knows she is in trouble and comes running to jump back in the yard. I guess she slipped and failed to clear the fence. It looked like she was impaled on it, and she was hollering and screaming, so I race over and grab her as she hangs there upside down because her collar had caught on the fence as she went over. Well, I guess she was panicked, and I was gasping for air with my mouth open, holding this large dog upside down with her bobbed tail in my face, when her bladder lets loose! EEWWWW...mouthful of dog pee!