Hahaha. Speaking of the old phones, the one by my bed is an old Princess phone (remember those?) - heavy as all get-out, but it doesn't emit the eletromagnetic field portable phones do. I've tried to eliminate as many EMF sources as possible in my bedroom, because they affect your sleep pattern negatively, and I don't need that! Maybe your dream is trying to tell you that your portable phone is a monkey-on-your-back, and that you need one of the old phones by your bed. <G> Ok, enuf of this nutsiness. I'm back to cutting and stitching.