OMG these stories are hilarious (now that my 3 kids are grown up).
But now my 3 yr old DGS got into trouble at daycare last wk. The teacher called his mom to report that he had hit another child at school. When mom asked him why, he said that boy was asleep & he wanted him to wake up so he could play with him. I nearly fell off my chair laughing. Now I call him my "little bully". Not to him of course. That sounds like a sensible reason for hitting somebody. LOL . To a 3 yr old.