OMG, I am laughing my very sober butt off at you. That is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. At first, seeing the length of it, I decided to skim through it. I had to keep backing up to see what your latest dilemma was so I had to start at the top & read it all. I could just pix you at every step. Including your trips for more delicious drink.
I have just one question for you.
How the heck do you make homemade Bailey's? That has to be the best tasting stuff ever & I'm not much of a drinker either. I broke down & bought myself a bottle now that my husb. isn't here to do it for me. I keep forgetting it isn't orange juice. That bottle didn't last long. Now I use it as a vase.