Laugh for the day- could not pass this one up
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you:.
Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can understand your texts.
> ATD: At The Doctor's
> BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
> BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
> CBM: Covered By Medicare
> CGU: Can't get up
> CGIP: Can't get IT up
> DWI: Driving While Incontinent
> FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
> FYI: Found Your Insulin
> GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
> GHA: Got Heartburn Again
> HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
> IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
> LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
> OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
> OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
> PIMP: Pooped in my pants
> ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
> TTYL: Talk To You Louder
> WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
> WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
> WTP: Where're the Prunes?
> WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
> GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)