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    Old 03-20-2011, 10:12 PM
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    Laugh for the day- could not pass this one up




    Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you:.

    Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can understand your texts.

    > ATD: At The Doctor's
    > BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
    > BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
    > CBM: Covered By Medicare
    > CGU: Can't get up
    > CGIP: Can't get IT up
    > DWI: Driving While Incontinent
    > FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
    > FYI: Found Your Insulin
    > GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
    > GHA: Got Heartburn Again
    > HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
    > IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    > LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
    > OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
    > OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
    > PIMP: Pooped in my pants
    > ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
    > TTYL: Talk To You Louder
    > WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
    > WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
    > WTP: Where're the Prunes?
    > WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
    > GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
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    Old 03-21-2011, 03:32 AM
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    lol!
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    Old 03-21-2011, 05:32 AM
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    ROFL

    :lol:
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