True story........2001 conversation at the dinner table:
Hubby: You didn't notice. I got a haircut today.
Me: You didn't notice. I got my ears pierced.
Hubby: You got them pierced in high school.
Me: I got a second set - several weeks ago.
Hubby: Why do you need two?? I suppose you'd get a tattoo, too.
Me: I would if I could decide what I want to live with forever.
Hubby: How about my name?
Me: Hell, no. We've only been married 35 years!
(Still no tattoo but we've been married 45 yrs now)
Seriously, there is one tattoo I would have if the need arose - DNR (do not resuscitate). Living wills are found too late for EMTs & MDs to know they exist.