ROL! YIP!
Only I have a problem with #5 -- in my day, we didn't have even that!!!
And # 6 ---in my day, call waiting meant someone else was on the 6 party line and you had to WAIT to be able to use the phone!
And # 10 --- TV guide???? We only had one channel and you just KNEW when Bonanza or The Wonderful World of Disney came on......Oh, wait - that was AFTER we got TV!!! I was 7 before I saw a tv!!
Yeah -- you spoiled little punks!