Originally Posted by Ramona Byrd
Originally Posted by Tink's Mom
My best friend uses....don't laugh, now....hemmoroid cream...it takes down puffiness and tightens up the skin.
I haven't tried it. But with my saggy eyelids, I'm starting to think about it...
-------------------------
I read some time ago that beauty contestants used it to remove the sagging under their eyes. They also put vaseline on their teeth for shine. And used diuretics and didn't drink anything past 8 PM the night before the contests. Tape under the boobs for that "uppity" look. Maybe a touch of liposuction for the hips.
Now don't they all look so nice and pure and natural?
the vaseline on the teeth helps with the "perpetual smile", too--it keeps your teeth and gums from drying out. and for the swim suit competition, tennis racquet grip spray on the tush, then the suit bottom "snapped" on to it, so it doesn't ride up. all together now, ladies--smile, and wave! elbow-elbow, wrist-wrist!!