Now, the one about the toilet brush....I was working with a 97 year old lady who just happened to be a millionaire...... We did all sorts of things for her.....one was to clean her bathroom......one day I cleaned the toilet with the brush only to find out later that she did scratch her back with it......of course I never told her, but I made sure I scrubed the toilet brush!!! She had only used it as a back scratcher!