I got this red sable pom one time that a breeder was giving away. She was 10 and too old to breed anymore so I got her. She was terrified of men.
It stormed one night and it cracked and she made a beeline up my DH's leg and landed under his chin!!!!!!
It was so funny!! but not that she was scared but that she turned to the enemy for safety!!!
Her name was Buttons.
When I got Diamond she was 8 and I never laughed so hard in my life when she went outside to potty. I had never seen a dog walk on her front paws and walk across the yard with her rump in the air as she peed!!!
It was the funniest thing I think I have ever seen! She didn't want to get her skirt (feathery fur on legs) wet!!