Oh gosh, Ramona, I've still got tears running down my face. What a hoot your post is.
I went to my 30th and 35th reunions in ME but have no plans on returning next year for my 50th. I didn't "put out" in HS so wasn't in the "elite" clique...in other words, I was a nothing. I was too busy to worry about it and still communicate with HS friends that I ran with anyway.