[quote=mrs. fitz]Here's one my parents knew about. Sorry to be gross - when I was about 4 I shoved modeling clay up my nose. The reason - I wanted to see what would happen. What happened was I couldn't breathe.
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I'll tell one about my 50 year old school teacher daughter when she was 7 years old. She also decided to shove a bean up her nose simply because she was getting dressed to go to school, had no other place to put it and never mentioned it to me. Don't know how long she had it in there. Monday came and she complained a little but not much and by Wed her nose was swelling. So back to the ER we went and the doctor had to remove the already sprouting bean. The same doctor who had checked her for a broken rib...I was worried about being arrested for child abuse!! But little Chatty Cathy type DD gushed at him telling him all about how mad she was that she couldn't fly when she jumped off the kitchen table, even though she had pinned on a towel just like Superman's cape.... DD lives in fear that I'll go to her school room and open my big mouth and tell her kids about her misspent childhood!