ROFL - I used to do craft shows and things when I was really into spinning/weaving and knitting. Do you know these 10 questions are the same ones (well changed for knitting/spinning/weaving) that we got!
The lady who lifted a pair of hand spun and knit mittens with thrums - looked at me and said, "What can I do with these?"
If you don't laugh you'll cry.
Oh and the last one - I was in NY and spinning to teach. I had a little girl ask her Dad where did I get the blue wool - to which her father said, "From blue sheep".