Some of the funny ones I used to get were:
"What is your last price for this?" and then one woman threw my 'creation' down on the table and said,"You want $__for that!" and another immediately grabbed it and said "Sold!"The look on the first woman's face was priceless as she had obviously wanted to beat me down on price.
Whenever someone questioned my price in that manner after that I used to say,"You're right, it's too good for here," and I would put it under the counter until they had walked away. It always worked because sometimes they would come back and buy it later on (or send their husbands).