BFW, I sure hate to jump in here, being new and not really knowing much about anyone here, but I do want to add this little bit. Please don't be offended. I enjoy most of your jokes but have been surprised to see some of them on this site.
Many people use Net Nanny or other types of web filters to keep thier children away from the adult sites that are in abundance. I would think even the word 'raunchy' would cause this site to be blocked from those computers. The information and encouragement on this site is priceless to new quilters. I would hate to think that young quilters would not be able to access it due to a few jokes. Just something to think about.