Dumb Questions
Actually, there are such things as dumb questions.
Examples:
DH asked me: "Why did you drop that gallon of milk on the floor?"
Answer: I wanted to see what a big puddle it would take and how long it would take to clean up.
"When are you going to do the laundry?"
Answer: When I'M the one of clean underwear.
"Are you watching the show that you are looking at (as he changes the channel)?"
The words used in the answer are not allowed on this board.