ROLMAO! Reminds me of my mother. She went into The Bon Marche (in those days it was considered "THE" store to shop --- I called it expensive). She was in the dinnerware area and couldn't get any help. There were three other people waiting, too. She called on their phone......and while that person was giving her the run-around, she reached over and hit the right key on the cash register --- the drawer popped open with a DING. The woman on the phone said "well, it sounds like you have help now"....mom's response: Nope, but I'll leave my money in the open cash drawer. ...ROL -- she had IMMEDIATE help from 3 clerks!!!! Only do this if you have witnesses!!!
BTW -- Sam Walton must be rolling over in his grave...!!!!