Funny... Thief breaking in a house.
I heard this on the radio...
A thief scoped out this house for a while and knew the owners were gone. He went to breaking in one night when as he was doing so, he heard a voice that said, "I can see you and Jesus can, too." He thought he checked the place out and no one would be home. He goes in a little further when he hears the voice again, "I can see you and Jesus can, too." He has had enough. He knows he double and triple checked this place. He moves toward the light switch as the voice pops off again, "I can see you and Jesus can, too." As the lights go on, he sees a parrot in a cage. AHA! Thats whos been talking. This lasts for just a split second. Under the cage is a huge rottweiler with a nasty snarl. One last time the voice calls out, "I can see you and Jesus can, too. Sic him Jesus!"
I got a good laugh anyway.