My favorite was when we went out to a nice restaurant. For dessert, the one guy ordered pie ala mode and could you warm that up for me--just stick in the microwave a little bit is fine. Waitress came back and asked did he want it microwaved before or after she put the ice cream on?????
Or the time my friend got a coke at a Mexican place and it just didnt taste right and when the waitress came around, she asked for a tea instead. We told the waitress why she wanted a different drink, thinking she would check the carbonation unit. She looked at the drink, like that would do any good. Then sipped it and said it tastes alright to me, sure you dont want to just keep it??? My girlfriend said NO. Then she offered it to the rest of the table. Yes we were charged for the coke and the tea.....NO we didnt tip.