Originally Posted by Carol Wilson

My Springer Spanial Celeste is due for her annual vaccination and checkup at the vets. It is always an ordeal she yelps even before the injection. I made the appointment and the receptionist asked me the purpose of the visit, I said that I would have to whisper as Celeste was nearby and could hear everything I said. "OK " she said "I will talk in code", I asked to see a female vet as well.

Then in a very loud voice and with a full waiting room listening the receptionist said "Mrs Wilson has booked her Springer Spaniel Celeste in for her annual full facial on Thursday, and she would like a lady vet in case Celeste has to have her "Twinky" examined", she then came back to the phone and asked if Celeste would like her usual massage as well.

Don't you just love people with a sense of the ridiculous.