I was in a KFC one time and ordered 8 taquitos. The bright bulb behind the counter says "they two fo a dolla". I repeated "I'd like 8 taquitos" Again I get the "they two fo a dolla". I finally had to tell her I'd take four dollars worth before she'd take my order.
One time when I was working for the tax company I told a kid that his rapid refund loan was rejected but he's still get the other bank product but it would take 8 to 15 days before he got his money. He stood there and asked me "so how long is that?"