i'm reading this at quarter til 4 in the morning and i'm making my dog crazy. i have laughed so hard that i'm squeaking and wheezing. i'm trying not to awaken my sleeping husband but the dog is barking at the odd sounds i'm making and i can't stop, even while i type this, and i can barely see the letters i'm typing because my eyes are tearing up, and the computer is jiggling on my stomach, and every few words i start laughing anew and then the dog starts barking again, and i don't know how my husband is sleeping through all of this, but he is, and that, too, makes me laugh! oh, and i would tell the guy to quit looking for his testicles. i had a dog that lost his and he's never found them either.