I'm a nurse. One day I went into my patient's room and she started gushing about my haircut. " I just love your haircut..it's tapered beautifully and trimmed so nice over the ears! I aught to know." By this time I had a smile ear to ear and was getting a big head. "Thank-you" I replied, "Are you a beautician?" "No" she replied, "I'm a dog groomer!" I went out of the room wanting to go "woof-woof."
I went into an elderly patient's room and he was coughing alot. I commented about all his coughing and he replied " I just thought it was an old fashioned cold but the doctor told me it was prostate problems!"