I hope I don't offend anyone, but I heard this saying and I just love it. I have it on my computer screen and whenever this happens, I just read it - "Handle every stressful situation like a dog; if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away"!
The other one on my screen is:
"We often try to fix problems with WD-40 and duct tape - Jesus did it with nails."
Or - "Home is where the rags of your life are turned into quilts, lemons become lemonade and a few extra pounds are simply welcomed as "more of you to love."
Edie