Oh wow - this *was* so much fun to read!
and again, i recognize myself!! I have three quilt tops finished, one that is actually basted, ready to quilt, but I do not know what to do!!! One that has it's back finished, but needs batting. yet another I just got batting for, but I don't know how to quilt it. It is a five-color rail fence, and has priority, currently. One that is just thirty minutes away from having it's hand-sewn binding finished. A top that just needs borders. A drawer of FQs for small tote bags, and the remnants from the last batch of tote bags are waiting to become bags, and tissue holders. I am currently sewing three nine patch blocks for a table runner, and I need to re-do a corner (mitered) so that I can finish up a basket-woven table topper. Let's not talk about my kindergarten quilt top that I ran out of fabric on; it is waiting for some sort of solution. or my design wall, covered in random kindergarten blocks. At least they are all in the same fabrics/colors. ugh!