A friend of mine just asked me to put patches on his bike leathers. I told him that DH took all of his uniforms to the alteration shop since I tended to screw up his patches. He answered that his weren't as strict for placement as a uniform. So I told him "sure I'll put the patches on but I don't want to hear ANY complaints if you have a swatch on your butt. .....he stopped asking. lol
When people ask me I tell them to get in line (and that the line is very long). Eventually they realize that their turn won't come.