Originally Posted by
thimblebug6000
Your posting reminded me of an old fellow we used to know..... "When God was fashioning our lives.... we got to choose.... BUT .... I thought he said ROSES.... and I asked for a BIG RED ONE...... & yup....A BIG RED NOSE!!!! "
Or. . . When God was handing out LOOKS, I thought he said BOOKS so I asked for a scary one!
and one more. . . When God was handing out BRAINS, I thought he said TRAINS so I said give me a slow one!