Dear Kelly your partner hates her runner. says its so ugly. so please send it to me. she will be relieved. honest. sincerely your very best friend ever on earth, the brat.
Dear Sandy now that your relieved of the burden of taking in such an awful runner (phew right?) you can send yours to me also. it works lovely with something. I am sure of it! your best friend forever always and smooch smooch, the brat.
anyone who read the above those were very private messages so don't read them. I mean, dont remember what you read. I mean.. it was the cats. they made me do it! sincerley, your very best friend forever, huggies, the brat