Gosh - so many stories...emmm...oh...ok...here's one....the man LOVES to weed....I'm mean really LOVES to weed. Ok so I'm getting home from work and pull into the driveway and ....get this....he's in the yard with one of those handheld blow torches and he's burning up the little white puff ball weeds growing up in the yard. REALLLY!!!!!????? I jumped out of the car and asked what the @#$%! are you doing!!?? He said burning weeds. After 8 years of this, all I could do is say, well, O.K., then I went into the house. No sense arguing with the man/boy. So later, I go back outside to see what he's up to next and he's sweeping the yard with the broom....I didn't even ask...............