Wedding Vows
Since my husband seems to think that clothing that has been worn a short period of time qualifies as a home decor item, our bedroom is strewn with such items. This I have learned to live with. However, I don't remember when I took my wedding vows 48 years ago, that "smell all clothing, milk, etc. to verify its wearability, drinkablity or eatability" was in the deal. Who wrote the law that wives will smell this stuff? Any thoughts?