If I have to eat pancakes (because it is the only thing available and I would otherwise starve) I eat them with tons of Ketchup.
I also had a PMS sandwich that made Pat leave the room:
Liver sausage, Genoa salami, smoked Gouda cheese, boiled egg, bread-and-butter pickle with Miracle Whip on Sourdough.
THAT WAS SO DISGUSTINGLY SATISFYING.