Steve,
LOL, been there done that. Really didn't enjoy it.
As for the detectors, I could walk through them naked ( don't look ladies
) and I'd set them off. This is a fact, having set off every one I've ever been through even though I've emptied my pockets, removed my belt, glasses, and yet ......
beep beep beep ...... ARRGH. It's one of the big reasons I won't fly. The guards at the detectors never believe me when I tell them to get the wand ready cos I'll set them off. One set of guards had me go back and forth through the thing three times. They thought it was funny. I didn't.
Joe