Originally Posted by ljptexas

I am seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take) every day!
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me out of bed.
Then I go see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along & when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time & attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & usually stays for the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired.
So I am very glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life!!
(taken from a Senior newspaper under "Laughing Matters")