One of my favs was when my son was nearly 3, and my daughter was 6 mo. old. My sis and I were in the kitchen getting the turkey ready to stuff early in the morning. We had started the stuffing, but when it came time for the spices I couldn't find the sage all of the sudden. So we carried on with poultry seasoning, and skipped the sage, and got everything in the oven. Afterwards. I went to check on the baby, and she was totally undressed and had been sprinkled with sage - by her helpful brother. I guess he thought that she looked a lot like that naked turkey, and deserved some spicing up herself!