Originally Posted by
madamekelly
1. Never try to teach a pig to sing, all you do is waste your time, and annoy the pig.
2. Engage brain before starting mouth.
3. This too shall pass.
4. Be careful what you pray for, you might get it.
5. Better to remain silent, and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
re: #3--i revised it (old nurse) at our house--"this too, shall pass: maybe like a kidney stone, but it will pass".
beauty is only skin deep; ugly goes clean to the bone.
direct from mom: a woman needs to know how to take care of herself. even if prince charming comes along, he could fall off of that white horse and die.